{"product_id":"marcus","title":"Marcus","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🪱 \u003cstrong data-end=\"661\" data-start=\"597\"\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker – ROBERT HELP (Marcus the Worm Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"5848\" data-start=\"5713\"\u003eChannel Marcus the Worm energy with this “ROBERT HELP” funny bumper sticker. Perfect for Marcus fans \u0026amp; unhinged drivers everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"770\" data-start=\"665\"\u003eThere are few moments in digital history more unhinged than when a screaming pink worm yells,\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"789\" data-start=\"771\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"789\" data-start=\"773\"\u003e“ROBERT HELP!yun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1031\" data-start=\"791\"\u003eAnd now, that immortal cry lives forever on your bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"1033\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1077\" data-start=\"1038\"\u003e🎮 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"1044\"\u003eThe Lore: Marcus Needs Help\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1285\" data-start=\"1079\"\u003eIf you know, you know.\u003cbr data-end=\"1104\" data-start=\"1101\"\u003eMarcus the Worm is the star of a chaotic saga: a squishy worm man stumbling through virtual worlds, yelling for Robert — his mysterious savior \/ handler \/ unpaid therapist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1515\" data-start=\"1287\"\u003eFans of Marcus know that “ROBERT HELP” is more than a line — it’s a lifestyle. It’s the sound of a man (worm?) in over his head, flopping his way through life, physics, and the American highway system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1623\" data-start=\"1517\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-end=\"1546\" data-start=\"1522\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e immortalizes that perfect energy. It tells everyone behind you in traffic:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"1665\" data-start=\"1624\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1665\" data-start=\"1626\"\u003e“Yes, I, too, am spiritually Marcus.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1670\" data-start=\"1667\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1727\" data-start=\"1672\"\u003e💀 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1725\" data-start=\"1678\"\u003eFor the Unhinged and the Chronically Online\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1905\" data-start=\"1729\"\u003eThis isn’t a sticker for normal people.\u003cbr data-end=\"1771\" data-start=\"1768\"\u003eThis is for the gamers, the people who say “help” unironically while dropping their Baja Blast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2057\" data-start=\"1907\"\u003ePut it on your car, your PC tower, your fridge — wherever you need a reminder that even if you’re barely holding it together, Marcus would be proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2062\" data-start=\"2059\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2120\" data-start=\"2064\"\u003e🧲 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2118\" data-start=\"2070\"\u003eFunny Sticker vs. Car Magnet Showdown\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2145\" data-start=\"2122\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2145\" data-start=\"2126\"\u003eSticker Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2316\" data-start=\"2146\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2184\" data-start=\"2146\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2184\" data-start=\"2148\"\u003ePrinted on thick, glossy \u003cstrong data-end=\"2182\" data-start=\"2173\"\u003evinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2251\" data-start=\"2185\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2251\" data-start=\"2187\"\u003eWeatherproof, waterproof, and unkillable (like Marcus himself)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2316\" data-start=\"2252\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2316\" data-start=\"2254\"\u003ePermanently bonds to your vehicle, emotional damage optional\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2344\" data-start=\"2318\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2344\" data-start=\"2322\"\u003eCar Magnet Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2525\" data-start=\"2345\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2385\" data-start=\"2345\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2385\" data-start=\"2347\"\u003eSame chaotic design, zero commitment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2440\" data-start=\"2386\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2440\" data-start=\"2388\"\u003eEasily removable for when your mom borrows the car\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2525\" data-start=\"2441\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2525\" data-start=\"2443\"\u003e30 mil industrial magnet — stays on through rain, wind, and emotional turbulence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2653\" data-start=\"2527\"\u003eBoth versions are built with Frog Mustard’s signature quality — and the same chaos that fuels Marcus’s every wormy movement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2658\" data-start=\"2655\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2733\" data-start=\"2660\"\u003e🌧️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"2731\" data-start=\"2667\"\u003eWeatherproof Sticker Built for Disaster \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2936\" data-start=\"2735\"\u003eWe print each \u003cstrong data-end=\"2773\" data-start=\"2749\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e on premium outdoor vinyl and laminate it with UV protection.\u003cbr data-end=\"2837\" data-start=\"2834\"\u003eThat means it won’t fade, peel, or scream “ROBERT HELP” as it slides off your bumper in the rain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3072\" data-start=\"2938\"\u003eYou can stick it to your car, laptop, cooler, or emotional support console — Marcus will stay crisp and chaotic through every storm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3077\" data-start=\"3074\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3128\" data-start=\"3079\"\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong data-end=\"3126\" data-start=\"3085\"\u003eWhy “ROBERT HELP” Belongs on Your Car\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3287\" data-start=\"3130\"\u003eBecause your bumper deserves better than “Baby on Board.”\u003cbr data-end=\"3190\" data-start=\"3187\"\u003eBecause every honk, every traffic jam, every red light is another chance to let the world know: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"3357\" data-start=\"3288\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3357\" data-start=\"3290\"\u003eYou, too, are one wrong physics bug away from yelling for Robert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3493\" data-start=\"3359\"\u003eIt’s the perfect \u003cstrong data-end=\"3400\" data-start=\"3376\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who live online, laugh at cursed humor, and quote Jerma streams like scripture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3498\" data-start=\"3495\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3571\" data-start=\"3500\"\u003e🐸 \u003cstrong data-end=\"3569\" data-start=\"3506\"\u003eMade by Frog Mustard – Experts in Vehicular Unhinged Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3666\" data-start=\"3573\"\u003eWe specialize in stickers that make strangers stare.\u003cbr data-end=\"3628\" data-start=\"3625\"\u003eFrog Mustard stickers are made with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"3776\" data-start=\"3667\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3693\" data-start=\"3667\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3693\" data-start=\"3669\"\u003eIndustrial-grade vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3729\" data-start=\"3694\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3729\" data-start=\"3696\"\u003eHilariously questionable intent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3776\" data-start=\"3730\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3776\" data-start=\"3732\"\u003eThe blessing of Marcus the Worm (probably)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3925\" data-start=\"3778\"\u003eEvery sticker is printed in-house, weather-tested, and sent out lovingly by people who absolutely should not have this much power over the roads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3930\" data-start=\"3927\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3997\" data-start=\"3932\"\u003e🧍♂️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"3995\" data-start=\"3941\"\u003eA Spiritual Experience (Probably Not FDA Approved)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4206\" data-start=\"3999\"\u003eOwning this sticker is like joining a secret club of people who scream “ROBERT HELP” in traffic and giggle to themselves because they know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"4211\" data-start=\"4208\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"4242\" data-start=\"4213\"\u003e⚙️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"4240\" data-start=\"4219\"\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Care Tips\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"4460\" data-start=\"4244\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4267\" data-start=\"4244\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4267\" data-start=\"4246\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"4255\" data-start=\"4246\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5″ × 3″\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4321\" data-start=\"4268\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4321\" data-start=\"4270\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"4283\" data-start=\"4270\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Weatherproof vinyl or 30 mil magnet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4362\" data-start=\"4322\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4362\" data-start=\"4324\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"4335\" data-start=\"4324\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy like Marcus in HD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4460\" data-start=\"4363\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4460\" data-start=\"4365\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"4381\" data-start=\"4365\"\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean surface → Peel → Stick → Yell “ROBERT HELP” (optional but recommended)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"4465\" data-start=\"4462\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"4507\" data-start=\"4467\"\u003e🧩 \u003cstrong data-end=\"4505\" data-start=\"4473\"\u003eSecondary Keywords in Action\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"4810\" data-start=\"4509\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4593\" data-start=\"4509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4593\" data-start=\"4511\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-end=\"4540\" data-start=\"4516\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e brings the Marcus energy straight to your commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4648\" data-start=\"4594\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4648\" data-start=\"4596\"\u003eAvailable as a \u003cstrong data-end=\"4625\" data-start=\"4611\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e for temporary chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4730\" data-start=\"4649\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4730\" data-start=\"4651\"\u003ePrinted on \u003cstrong data-end=\"4679\" data-start=\"4662\"\u003evinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e material for premium, long-lasting unhingedness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"4810\" data-start=\"4731\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4810\" data-start=\"4733\"\u003eFully \u003cstrong data-end=\"4763\" data-start=\"4739\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, because Marcus doesn’t melt under pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"4815\" data-start=\"4812\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"4828\" data-start=\"4817\"\u003e❓ FAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"4886\" data-start=\"4830\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"4884\" data-start=\"4834\"\u003e1. Is this funny bumper sticker safe for cars?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4992\" data-start=\"4887\"\u003eYes — and it’s waterproof, sun-proof, and chaos-proof. Made for actual vehicles and actual Marcus fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"5053\" data-start=\"4994\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"5051\" data-start=\"4998\"\u003e2. Can I get it as a magnet instead of a sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"5186\" data-start=\"5054\"\u003eAbsolutely! Choose the magnet option for easy removal and repositioning — because sometimes Robert doesn’t need to see everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"5248\" data-start=\"5188\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"5246\" data-start=\"5192\"\u003e3. Who is Marcus the Worm and why is he screaming?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"5575\" data-start=\"5249\"\u003eMarcus is a worm creature known for turning existential meltdowns into performance art. When Marcus screams “ROBERT HELP,” he’s asking for guidance, clarity, and maybe a turn signal lesson. This \u003cstrong data-end=\"5515\" data-start=\"5491\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is your chance to join the cult of chaotic online beauty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"5575\" data-start=\"5249\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker \/ Robert Help","offer_id":47965041754164,"sku":"Robert Sticker","price":16.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sticker \/ Rigatoni Pasta","offer_id":47965041786932,"sku":"Rigatoni Sticker","price":16.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet \/ Robert Help","offer_id":47965041819700,"sku":"Robert Magnet","price":22.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet \/ Rigatoni Pasta","offer_id":47965041852468,"sku":"Rigatoni Magnet","price":22.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet \/ Robert Help","offer_id":47965041885236,"sku":"XL Robert","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet \/ Rigatoni Pasta","offer_id":47965041918004,"sku":"XL Rigatoni","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/8859\/5252\/files\/marcus-1278708.jpg?v=1782760664","url":"https:\/\/gotfunnymerch.com\/en-au\/products\/marcus","provider":"Got Funny?","version":"1.0","type":"link"}